You Might Be a Sucker...

if you stop at the local grocery store to let a certain little birthday boy pick out a birthday doughnut and you leave with a birthday doughnut, (birthday) flavored milk straws, (birthday) Toy Story fruit snacks, and a (birthday) umbrella. Or you might just be brilliant. You just never know when you'll be trapped in a downpour and have a low blood sugar episode. Nobody will call you a "sucker" then and Fletcher will be saying, "I told you so!"