Daddy's Not-So-Helpful Helpers

One day, last week, I was gone for a while and when I came home, Bill was working on setting up the new grill that his dad had given to him as a birthday gift. I could see Grier and Fletch were busy with the bubble wrap and tools and all the other "stuff" that goes along with taking something like that out of the box. I said, "Oh. Are you guys being such good helpers?" Fletcher didn't turn from what he was doing and replied, "No. We're just messin' with Dad's stuff."